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It's dialogue like this that makes Dinosaur Comics some of the best writing on the web.

T-Rex: Guys! Is it too late for a career change? What's the consensus of when it's too late for a career change?

God: IT'S NEVER TOO LATE FOR A CAREER CHANGE T-REX

T-Rex: Super! Alright, from now on I am a FLAVOUR SCIENTIST, and before you say "That's not a real job, that's something gourmands with labcoats call themselves", I will tell you that we flavour scientists are responsible for all them natural and artificial flavours in the processed food you eat.

Dromiceiomimus:  "All THOSE natural and artificial flavours", you mean.

T-Rex: Please, Dromiceiomimus. I'm a scientist.

1. Wealth without work
2. Pleasure without conscience
3. Knowledge without character
4. Commerce without morality
5. Science without humanity
6. Worship without sacrifice
7. Politics without principle