Guesses at Nothing

Morning Functions
Imports Universe.MilkyWay.Sol.Earth.US.NC.Wake.WakeForest.East.Dunpatrick.642



Protected WithEvents House as System.Constructs.House

Protected WithEvents jSmits as System.Being.Human

Protected WithEvents subconscious as System.Being.Psychology.Subliminal(jSmits)



Private Class jSmitsMorning

    

    Private function awaken()



         Define alarm as System.Constructs.AlarmClock;

        

        alarm.Buzz();

        

        jSmits.Wake();

    

        WalkToBathroom();

        

    End function



    Private function WalktoBathroom()

    

        jSmits.Step(House.Bathroom, 5);

        

        Urinate();

        BrushTeeth();    



    End Function



    Private function Urinate()



        jSmits.Pee();



    End Function



    Private function BrushTeeth()



        Define faucet as System.Constructs.Faucet;

        Define water as System.Elements.Water;



        faucet.Activate();

    

        faucet.Stream(water);



        subconscious.Dread();



        Define Colgate as System.Constructs.Toothpaste;

        Define toothbrush as System.Constructs.Toothbrush;



        toothbrush.Brush("teeth", 62);



        jsmits.Rinse("mouth")

    

        toothbrush.Deactivate()

        faucet.Deactivate()

    

    End Function

End Class
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