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A great thunderstorm rolled through earlier providing some excellent light, and even a double rainbow.  Meghann took some great pictures out back including this one:

Backyard

This is also a good time to link to my new flickr photostream.  Bookmark http://www.flickr.com/photos/imsmi/ to see photos that Meg and I have recently taken.

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I guess there has been hellfire raining down on Obama over a comment he made about jobless people being bitter.  McCain and the re-pubs have been blasting him including my favorite republican, Hillary.  As the following breakdown illustrates, the "elitist" pejorative being slung at Obama is certainly a case of pot meet kettle.

Who's calling who elitist?
Found at joeydevilla.com

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American Book Review has a list of the hundred best opening lines from novels.

The top ten:

1. Call me Ishmael. —Herman Melville, Moby-Dick (1851)

2. It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife. —Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice (1813)

3. A screaming comes across the sky. —Thomas Pynchon, Gravity's Rainbow (1973)

4. Many years later, as he faced the firing squad, Colonel Aureliano Buendía was to remember that distant afternoon when his father took him to discover ice. —Gabriel García Márquez, One Hundred Years of Solitude (1967; trans. Gregory Rabassa)

5. Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins. —Vladimir Nabokov, Lolita (1955)

6. Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way. —Leo Tolstoy, Anna Karenina (1877; trans. Constance Garnett)

7. riverrun, past Eve and Adam's, from swerve of shore to bend of bay, brings us by a commodius vicus of recirculation back to Howth Castle and Environs. —James Joyce, Finnegans Wake (1939)

8. It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. —George Orwell, 1984 (1949)

9. It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair. —Charles Dickens, A Tale of Two Cities (1859)

10. I am an invisible man. —Ralph Ellison, Invisible Man (1952)

Other notables:

15. The sun shone, having no alternative, on the nothing new. —Samuel Beckett, Murphy (1938)

21. Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from the stairhead, bearing a bowl of lather on which a mirror and a razor lay crossed. —James Joyce, Ulysses (1922)

Gotta love the Irish writers.



This is what happens when you drink and drive.  (Found at joeydevilla.com)

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The previous post was my elaborate April fools prank.  Surprisingly my mom was very calm and supportive.  "Everybody has them these days," is what she said.  As for the butterfly, I thought that it would be a give away but apparently I must be a butterfly kinda guy because almost everyone bought it.  It could just have easily been a bad ass skull with a snake crawling through it:

Bad Ass Skull Tattoo
I finally got that butterfly tattoo that I have always wanted.  Meghann was mad because she thinks it is girly, but I like it.  It represents my metamorphosis from the larval stage.  Sorry Mom. 

Butterfly Tattoo

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